1.15 Minute Intermission
Hey what's the matter wit' you guys back there,
You sure look beat or somethin', you been knockin' yourselves
out？
We want a 15 minute intermission boss
We want a 15 minute intermission boss
We want a 15 minute intermission boss
With your permission!
You gotta be kiddin' man!
We want a 15 minute intermission boss
We want a 15 minute intermission boss
We want a 15 minute intermission boss
With your permission!
Intermission!
When makin' music gets to be a chore
An intermission is your only cure
To ease your palpitatin' embouchure
You'll never get to heaven if you treat us this way!
Want a 15 minute intermission boy,
15 minute intermission boy,
15 minute intermission boy--
Mmm -- intermission!
2.Bacon Fat
Now when he went down in tennessee,
All my friends they was glad to see me
Seen some down by the railroad track
Seen some earth dealers with their sacks on their back
They said now 'hey man!' (hey man)
'we're glad to see you back -
We got a new dance they call the bacon fat.'
You go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley
wop wop
Have mercy, have mercy (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'an then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley
wop wop
Help yourself, mama (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'an then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley
wop wop
(wop wop, yeah wop wop)
Now then i went down to see my local deejay
The cat's name is cain, he lives down tennessee way
I said now 'hey man, what's this uh, new kinda jump -
Where you wind up twice 'n then you end up with a bump？'
He said now 'dig, daddy!' (hey man)
'it's a natural fact, it's a sweepin' the south,
That thing the bacon fat.'
You go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley
wop wop
Aw you give me a rise in my levis, mama! (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'an then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley
wop wop
Have mercy, have mercy (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'an then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley
wop wop
(wop wop, yeah wop wop)
I said now
(wop, wop)
That's right
(wop, wop)
One more time -
(wop, wop!)
3.Candy
Candy
I call my sugar candy
Because i'm sweet on candy
And candy's sweet on me
She understands me
My understanding candy
And candy's always handy
When i need sympathy
You wish that there were four of her
So i could love much more of her
She has taken your complete heart
Got a sweet tooth for my sweetheart
Candy
It's gonna be just dandy
The day i take my candy
And make her mine, all mine
Candy
I call my sugar candy
Because i'm sweet, so sweet on candy
And candy's sweet on me
You wish that there were four of him
Oh how i could love much more of him
He has taken your complete heart
You got a sweet tooth for your sweetheart
Candy
It's gonna be just dandy
The day i take my candy
Gee how the sun will shine
On the day my candy
On the day my candy
On the day my candy's mine
4.Chanson D' Amour
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, play encore.
Here in my heart, ra da da da da, more and more.
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, je t'adore.
Each time i hear, ra da da da da, chanson, chanson, d'amour.
(sax solo)
Ra da da da da
(sax solo)
Ra da da da da
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, je t'adore.
Each time i hear, ra da da da da, chanson, chanson, d'amour.
Every time i hear
Chanson, chanson, d'amour.
5.Four Brothers
Take a seat and cool it 'cause unless you overrule it
We are ready to show you some blowin'
A rompin' and a stompin' is a lot of fun
Four brothers who are blowin' our horns
So settle down an' listen 'cause you don't know what you're
missin'
And we're ready to give you a showin'
A movin' it 'n groovin' it has just begun
Four brothers who are blowin' our horns
We got a little message that you're gonna enjoy
Ain't no sense in dodgin' the facts
So settle in your easy chair an' if you ever had a care - forget
it,
It's time to relax
We might as well admit it, we're the best that ever did it
But in case you ain't too sure a knowin'
We're gonna let you listen to us one by one
Four brothers who are blowin' our horns
Janis：
How'd ya do, i'm talkin' about you
It's very nice to know that you have really taken time to listen
to me blow
'cause as sure as i'm born, i'm blowin' my horn
It's me baby, i'm blowin', zootin' it up
And i hope you dig the sounds i'm makin' more'n any other
Now i must go for it's time for you to listen to my other
brother
Tim：
I think the chick's talkin' 'bout me so i'd better go 'n see
I'm hip that she knows a horn is very best to greet you
That's the reason i'm blowin' so snappily
I don't know what ya got, but it thrills me an' i hope to have a
lot
'cause it puts me in clover
So baby, if you would like to dig my other brother
You're gonna have to turn the record over
Alan：
Hey hey hey
Who ya talkin' about, say who ya talkin' about
Did i hear you say you'd introduce your other brother
'cause in case i heard you talkin' about three, that's me
Pleased to meet you, how'd you do, how are you, nothing new,
How is everything with you？
Whattya say i leave this jazz up to my brother --
Cheryl：
Dig dig dig my long island sound
I hope you're puttin' it down
You got me in a mood that's so romantic
If you notice you can dig this silly old act
Because i'm actin' so distracted when i dig you
Pretty baby you will never know how much i really dig you
You have got me so excited that i goofed blowin' my horn
All：
Ooh bop the news is gettin' around, we're really puttin' it down
We're glad of fact that you enjoy it and we wish we had the time
to give you more
Thank you for the compliment
You told us we were better just as if we didn't know it
We're hip that we're the best, we're over all the rest
We're in the modern school, we always play it cool, we never
play the fool
The honkers and the squeakers might be stealin' the show
But we don't go for that, so while we blow
Band member：
Hi-ho, lackadaise, for it's a natural fact
I ain't no kin, but i would like to get in the act!
All：
Well get outta here, get outta here, get outta here
Now fellas we appreciate him makin you mad,
But we must ask you to apologize
Because after all he's in our band
Four brothers, four brothers, four brothers
Although we sound like more
Four brothers, four brothers, four brothers
We're really only four
We like to blow but we don't know how time can fly and how our
cares pass away
We wish the time would never go so we could take our time an'
blow 'til judgement day
Four brothers, four brothers, four brothers
Now just one final word：
Janis： i'd like to know you and i hope i don't forget you
Tim： it's really a pleasure and i hope i don't look silly to you
Alan： i'm hopin' the story that i told did not upset you
Cheryl： sorry now in conclusion were you hoping that you heard
four
All：
So just before we go we want you to know ---
We're glad you let us show you how we always end up with that
jazz
(we don't call for back up on the road)
Oh - ohhh!!!!
6.Freddy Morris Monologue
Ok, wanna settle down over there？
Hold the music there, hold it...
I've been asked by the transfers to come out here and talk to
you
I'm the raging freddy morris, i've been around a long time.
What's so funny？
I want to introduce you to a man
Who is a giant among giants in the business
When i say that, i mean he knows them all
I mean frankie and sammy, tony and lena,
Liberace, you know - the biggies...
I want you to make him feel really at home here
We're talking, we're talking about the king of dada
We are talking about the hippest talker in america
He's come a long way, i want you to make him feel really at home
here,
He cost big bucks - let's hear it for him
L dorado kaddy, ok, here he is now....
7.In The Dark
In the dark
It's just you and i
Not a song, there's not one sigh
Just the beat of my poor heart
Lord, in the dark
Now in the dark, in the dark
I get such a thrill when he presses his fingertips upon my lips
And begs me to please, please keep still
Lord, in the dark
But soon, this dance will be ending
And you're gonna be missed
Gee i'm not pretendin',
'cause i swear it's fun, fun to be kissed in the dark, wooo
ahhhh
(sax solo)
But soon, this dance will be ending
And you're gonna be missed, mm, mm, mmm
Gee baby, i ain't pretendin',
'cause i swear, i swear, i swear it's fun to be kissed in the
dark
Now we may find what the rest have left behind
Just let them dance, we gonna find romance
Just let them dance, we gonna find sweet romance, baby
Just let them dance, we gonna find romance
Lord, in the dark, oh yeah, whoa woo
8.Java Jive
I love coffee, i love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup (boy!)
I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops mr. moto, i'm a coffee pot
Shoot the pot and i'll pour me a shot
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup
Oh slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
And i'll cut a rug just snug in a jug
A sliced up onion and a raw one
Draw one -
Waiter, waiter, percolator
I love coffee, i love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup
Boston bean (soy beans)
Green bean (cabbage and greens)
I'm not keen about a bean
Unless it is a chili chili bean (boy!)
I love java sweet and hot
Whoops mr. moto i'm a coffee pot (yeah)
Shoot me the pot and i'll pour me a shot
A cup, a cup, a cup (yeah)
Slip me a slug of the wonderful mug
'an i'll cut a rug just as snug in a jug
Drop a nickel in the pot joe
Takin' it slow
Waiter, waiter, percolator
I love coffee, i love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy!
9.Je Voulais(Te Dire Que Je T'attends)
10.On A Little Street In Singapore
On a little street in singapore
With me - beside a lotus covered door
A veil of moonlight on her lovely face
How pale the hands that held me in embrace
My sails tonight are filled with perfume of shalimar
With temple bells that guide me to her shore
And then i hold you in my arms
And love the way i loved before
On a little street in singapore
On a little street in singapore
With me - beside a lotus covered door
A veil of moonlight on her lovely face
How pale the hands that held me in embrace
11.Operator
Operator
Give me information
Information
Give me long distance
Long distance
Give me heaven...
(two, three)
Operator
Information
Give me jesus on the line
Operator
Information
I'd like to speak to a friend of mine
Oh prayer is the number
Faith is the exchange
Heaven is the street
And jesus is his name
Operator
Information
Please give me jesus on the line
Operator
Information
Won't you tell me why
Tell me why
Operator
Information
Don't try to tell me
What number to call
My mother used this number
When i was very small
And everytime she dialed it
She always got 't call the
Operator
Information
Please give me jesus on the line
Operator
Information
Please hurry if you can
Oh operator
Information
Please connect me
With the man
Don't worry 'bout the money
You know i will pay the charge
Just give me on the line
I'm callin' from my heart
Operator
Information
Please give me jesus on the line
Please give me jesus on the line
Won't you please -
Give me jesus
Give me jesus on the line
Yeah!
12.Snootie Little Cutie
She's a snootie little cutie
She's a pert little skirt
She's a knockout and a beauty and a flirt
Such a dapper little flapper
She's just cute as a trick
She's a kissy little missy, a vain little jane,
She's slick
She's a classy little lassie
A keen little queen
And although sometimes she's sassy and mean
Just a fiend for romance is she
Squirrelly little girlie, y'see
She's a knockout, a beauty
Snootie little cutie
Snootie little cutie is she
You're a mellow little fellow
Oooh, you're a coy little boy
You're a knockout and a beauty, you're a joy
You're a ready little steady
You swept this girl off her feet
You're a kissy little missy, a vain little jane
But you're sweet!
You're a handy little dandy
Oooh you're a keen little queen
And although sometimes she's bossy
Oooh, i'm never mean
I'm a fiend for romance for you
Mellow little fellow you're mine
You're a knockout and a beauty
Snootie little cutie
Snootie little cutie mine
Yes, she's a classy little lassie
A keen little queen
And although sometimes she's sassy
She's never mean
I'm a fool for romance it's true
Moonlight, kisses and you
(that's for me!)
She's a beauty, that snootie little cutie
Snootie little cutie is she!
13.Sunday
I'm blue every monday
Thinking only of sunday
That's one day when i'm with you
It seems i sigh all day tuesday
I cry all day wednesday
Oh my how i long for you
And then comes thursday, gee it's long it never goes by
Friday makes me feel like i'm gonna die
But after payday it's my fun day
I shine all day sunday
That's one day when i'm with you
Wanna see you next sunday!
14.That Cat Is High
Spoken：folks i'm mellow as a honeydew! (oh yeah, yeah)
That cat is high
Look at that look in his eye
On man he's high
The cats higher than a kite
When you see him stumblin'
Up and down the street
You know that cat's been drinkin'
Got no shoes upon his feet
Man he's high
I said that cat is high
Yes he's high
Man he's higher than a kite
That cat is high
Look at that look in his eye
You know i wouldn't lie
That cat is higher than a kite
Boys he's high
Oh look at them two black eyes
Oh me oh my
That cat is higher than the sky
When you see him tippin'
Round and round the block
Oh you know that cat he's very beat
Hip clean down to his socks
That cat is high
Look at that look in his eye
Oh me oh my
That cat is higher than the sky
Yeah!
Instrumental
Scat section...ends with 'shoot some liquor to me john boy!'
When you see him stumblin'
Up and down the street
You know that cat's been drinkin'
Got no shoes upon his feet
Man he's high
Yes he's high
My oh my
The cat's higher than a kite
He's high (that cat is high)
So high (that cat is high)
My my (oh man he's high)
He's high (he's high)
He's high (that cat is high)
So high (that cat is high)
My my (oh man he's high)
Spoken：
I want the home cookin' mama w／ the fryin' pan!
Well i know that cat is high!
Hee hee -- yeah!
That's right!
15.The Speak Up Mambo(Cuentame)
Intro：
Ioa ioae, ioa ioae (pronounced e-oh-ah, e-oh-ah-a)
Ioa ioae, ioa ioae
Cuentame que te paso
Cuentame que te paso
Que estaba alla en la playa
Recorriendo las aguaritas
Y vino una abejita y me pico ay ay!
Cuentame que te paso
Cuentame que te paso
Yo me saque la loteria
Corriendo fui de romeria
Y fue alli donde to el dinero perderi
Pero las dos vienen las dos pao pao
Pao pao pao pao pao (chiquita)
Pao pao pao pao pao (senorita)
Pao pao pao pao pao
Pero las dos vienen la colococota
E la la la la la la la la la pao pao
Pao pao pao pao pao (chiquita)
Pao pao pao pao pao (senorita)
Pao pao pao pao pao
Ioa ioae, ioa ioae
Ioa ioae, ioa ioae
Cuentame que te paso
Cuentame que te paso
Que estaba alla en la playa
Recorriendo las aguaritas
Y vino una abejita y me pico ay ay!
Pero las dos vienen las dos pao pao
Pao pao pao pao pao (chiquita)
Pao pao pao pao pao (senorita)
Pao pao pao pao pao
Woo-ooh!
16.Turn Me Loose
Turn me loose, turn me loose i say
This is the first time i ever felt this way
Gonna get a thousand kicks, gonna kiss a thousand chicks,
So turn me loose
Turn me loose, turn me loose i say
I love 'em and leave 'em feelin' hot all day
I'm hollerin' an' i shout, gonna knock myself right out
So turn me loose
Got a rocket in my pocket, rarin' to go
Take my baby to the patio
Spread her on the floor, make it through the night
Turn me loose, yeah
Turn me loose, turn me loose i say
I love 'em and leave 'em feelin' hot all day
I'm holler and i shout, gonna knock myself right out
So turn me loose
Sax solo
Got my rocket in my pocket, rarin' to go
Take my baby to the patio
Spread her on the floor, make it through the night
Turn me loose, yeah
Turn me loose, turn me loose i say
I love 'em and leave 'em feelin' hot all day
I'm holler and i shout, gonna knock myself right out
So turn me loose
I'm holler and i will shout, gonna knock myself right out
So turn me loose!
17.Tuxedo Junction
Boop bop, boop bop
Boop bop, boop bop
Boop bop, boop bop
Boop bop, boop bop
Way down south, in birmingham
I mean south, in alabam'
There's a place
Where people go to dance the night away
It's a junction
Where the town folk meet
At each function in their best they'll greet you
Sax solo
Scat solo
Way down south, in birmingham
I mean south, in alabam'
That old place
Boop bop, boop bop
Boop bop, boop bop
Boop bop, boop bop
Boop bop, boop bop
Way down south, in birmingham
I mean south, in alabam'
'ans old place
Where people go to dance the night away
They all drive or walk for miles
To get blues - that southern style,
So blue - it'll make you want to dance the night away
Tuxedo junction - where i want to be
18.Walk In Love
Walk in love
A sandy beach, we're barefoot
We walk in love
A time and place so sacred
Only lovers／love will see the magic we can be -
We came - we saw - we fell in love
Two birds as one above
No need to conquer love
We came - we saw - we fell in love
Two birds as one above
No need to conquer love
Talking hands
We walk in silence but we have talking hands
They speak of feelings like our words could never do
My love, i shine for you -
We came - we saw - we fell in love
Two birds as one above
No need to conquer love
We came - we saw - we fell in love
Two birds as one above
No need to conquer love
Laugh to laugh
We take our clothes off
Moonlit to love (to love)
Ooh, to love (ooh, to love)
We spread the blanket, lie down rising with the waves
And falling like a star -
We came - we saw - we fell in love
Two birds as one above
No need to conquer love
We came - we saw - we fell in love
Two birds as one above
No need to conquer love
19.Well, Well, Well
I woke up this morning with a feeling of despair
I looked for my pussy but my pussy wasn't there
Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
I got out a ladder and i climbed down to my pet
I saw in a jiffy that my puss was soakin' wet
Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
The doggone hole by the pump
Once she pushed, and in she jumped
There never was a kitty half as pretty
As the pussy that fell in the well
There never was a pussy that could quite compare with her
Pretty as a picture with her long and silky fur -
Well, well, well, well my cat fell in the well, well
Oh oh oh pussy pussy pussy poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
If you have a pussy that you wouldn't trade or sell
Never let her wander or she might fall in a well
Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
Fell in the - well!
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